My friend Tori and I recently did a project [if you can call it that] on "Why Evergreens pwn Deciduous trees"
Here we go.
One::
D: Deciduous trees are ugly most of the year! they either are a dingy green or naked! There is one time of the year they are decent, and that's fall! and what it's for a few weeks and then they are partially naked again.
EG: Evergreens are a beautiful green all year. they don't change and shit! they are consistent, and consistency is a needed factor in this world.
Two::
D: You never heard of a Deciduous tree song did you? I haven't, please enlighten me if you've heard of one.
EG: Two Words, Lisa Kelly.
Three::
D: Deciduous trees are hard for tree-huggers to hug. Why would you even bother hugging something that is naked anyway, i mean, that is awkward.
EG: Ever greens are much easier to hug, plus they offer shelter too...cause THEY ARE NOT NAKED! and it isn't awkward.
Evergreens=Love
"I'm smiling but it's naked"Four::
D: Do you put up Deciduous trees at christmas? well if you do...you're weird, cause you put naked trees in your house. What kind of example are you setting for your children?
EG: Evergreens symbolize the holiday season, the best time of year. They are the ones cut down and put in houses, because they are attractive.
'nuff said.
"I'm Naked, Unloved, and Alone!!" ::Tree Tears::Afterword:: We have many more reasons why Deciduous trees get their asses kicked by Evergreens. but we don't want to waste your time, although you've probably already wasted 10 minutes reading through our nonsense.
Hope you got a good laugh.
Leila 'nd Tori x
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